Bachelor Episode One Thoughts and Comments

Best night of the year baby!!! I am SUPER amped about this season because the Bachelor himself, Joey Graziadei, is fine af. A much needed break after some of the uggos we’ve been having lately.

So I have just met these lovely, lovely ladies. Some of them have stood out to me, some of them have not been able to make a lasting impression. So let’s do a run down.

Allison: While the sister thing is quirky, I am slightly weirded out. Would not want to date the same guy as my sister. That is weird! Sorry! Also they look eerily similar but with different CCs of filler.

Autumn: Loved her opening question about Joey’s favorite season, but besides that she has not made a big impression yet. I will be keeping my eye on her for sure.

Chandler: Loved her friends joke, but haven’t seen much more of her.

Chrissa: She had a fun intro!!

Daisy: OOOOOH STEP ASIDE BABY J!! WE HAVE A NEW REPRESENTATIVE OF THE SUNSHINE COMMUNITY!!!! Daisy just got a cochlear implant (Abby energy) and she is so sweetie. She was in the room and she was like I can’t really hear because there’s so many people. Like :’) she’s so presh. I want her to win or to be Bachelorette or to slay the beach on Bachelor in Paradise.

Edwina: We barely saw her but she’s super cutie and smiley!

Erika: Came in dancing, a little corny, but who isn’t. I’m intrigued though, I am intrigued.

Evalin: NEED her to get some screen time!!! We’ve seen some little comments from her and she seems funny so I am excited!!

Jenn: Again, who?

Jess: Ok. Let’s settle this. You kissed him first? Ok fine whatever. But my sister in Christ WHY did you announce that to the group? Do you want to be hated?? But okay, let’s say we move past that lapse in judgement. She was SO disrespectful in interrupting Taylor’s conversation with Joey!!! Like you already spoke to him once tonight!!! Other people have barely even spoken to him!!! GTFO! I am not her fan. She was also convinced she was going to get the first impression rose, which is always tacky to me.

Katelyn: WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!

Kayla: All I remember about her is that her limo entrance was very weird. I did not enjoy it.

Kelsey A: She is from New Orleans and got him a voodoo doll. Don’t really have an opinion on her yet.

Kelsey T: We’ve barely seen her, don’t even know who she is.

Kyra: Ummmmmm I think the camera panned over her once?

Lanie: Don’t know who this is!

Lauren: Ah, sister number two! I am rooting for her over her sister sorry not sorry! Looks just like her sister but with different CCs of filler.

Lea: What a precious, precious girl!!! Throwing away that card! Was! SO! Nice!!! She will probably not make it far but she is so presh. Immediate stamp of approval.

Lexi: We spoke of her briefly, she was like fine. Didn’t really mesh with her. She plays golf and went to Ohio State.

Madina: She’s fun and she’s flirty! I am excited to see what becomes of her!

Maria: Maria! I am not sure yet. You are pretty. Your teeth unsettle me slightly. However, I am obsessed with the fact that you yelled that you weren’t going to kiss him night one. and then kissed him night one!!! Super valid! I can appreciate this honesty! EDIT: I love her! She’s fun!

Marlena: Ok they’re just making people up at this point.

Nat: ????

Rachel: ?!?!??!

Sam: …..

Samantha: ..?

Sandra: BIG ASS HAIR !

Starr: .

Sydney: Like… who?

Talyah: Never seen this woman in my life.

Taylor: Her dress was ill fitting and she is quick to anger but I am EXCITED to have her around this season! She will bring some much needed confrontation.

Zoe: ?

That should be all the women!

The first impression rose went to……. Lea!!!! Probably for that stunning display of character! She is a sweetheart! Loved her intention, loved her speech, loved it all.

Girls that received a rose: Lea, Allison, Daisy, Kelsey T, Lexi, Jess, Jenn, Autumn, Chrissa, Edwina, Kelsey A, Katelyn, Rachel, Erika, Madina, Sydney, Starr, Marlena, Maria, Taylor, Evalin, annnnnnnd Lauren!

SO my favorites (so far!) are: Lea, Daisy, Maria, Evalin, and Lauren (sister number 2).

I’m sad that Chandler had to leave but the rest of y’all I do not know from Eve so goodbye!

Recap: Immediate Jess hater. Love Daisy and Maria the most. Loveee Joey. Excited to see some Maria and Jess confrontation. Maria could be our new and improved Ariel Frankel!!!

I am SO sat for this season! Great group of girls, great Bachelor, looks like things are shaping up to get MESSY!!!
I will update as I watch, probably not the night it airs, but later in the week for sure!